What Would Jesus Hate?

Jesus. This girl is what we in heaven call a “no talent ass clown”. Now, most no talent ass clowns are relegated to working at the Dollar Store or making churros and chocolate on the corner. But just like my dad hooked me up with some sweet sandals, her daddy hooked her up with a sweet inheritance. In my day, you either had to make some tablets, part the friggin sea, or get eaten by a whale to get attention. Now all you need is money, a dog, and catch phrase. Oh, you will definatey be saying “That’s hot” in your future. Also, I don’t much care for videos of yourn greenified privies besmirching the eyes of so many innocent young boys.