What Would Jesus Hate?

Glenn looking like Dieter in one of his headshots. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!

Jesus. I thought Nancy Grace was the only ambulatory bag of trash CNN could find in the Devry Journalism Program trash bin. Imagine a skinny Rush Limbaugh*, talking to you like you’re five (but more condescendingly), and yelling about the end of the world like his cue cards are being scribbled by a half-drunk homeless man. But even armageddon-prophesizing hobos don’t begin their rants with “I don’t think anybody in their right mind is going to say this out loud…” and spout off such ignorant and racist remarks.

Now, this isn’t very becoming of a savior, but I gotta say - I kind of want to chew this guy’s face off sometimes. Am I alone in this? Maybe I should have more tolerance for raving bigoted douchebags with syndicated prime time news shows. I guess if Hitler brought in the ratings, CNN wouldn’t mind giving him his own show just before the Hollywood gossip hour. What the hell happened to “news” on news channels?

*By the way, in case you missed Rush’s “bone voyage”, he was caught a little while ago sneaking boner pills from the Dominican Republic under his doctor’s name.