Jesus hates Princess Cruise Lines
July 26th, 2006 at 1:17 pm (The Gospel)
Jesus. Showing “Titanic” as the onboard movie?!?!? No wonder your Martha-blessed sea monstrosity went on a fat people in sweat pants tossin’ spree! My Dad says that there’s nothin’ like 16-18 degrees of tilt to remind his children that He is not fond of fate tempting… or Leo.







