What Would Jesus Hate?

Hello world. Jesus here. I’ve come back like Jerry Fallwel said I would, but I’m not quite ready to show myself, so I decided to start this here blog and tell thee what’s pissing me off these days. Everybody always says “Jesus loves this” and “Jesus loves that fruit basket”, but I gotta tell you - there’s some stuff I really hate. Like fruit baskets. So stay tuned and I will let you know. Call it the “new” new testament. Praise be to pops for helping me with this thing and inventing the internet. Well him and Al Gore. Amen.