Jesus hates camouflage fanny packs
July 3rd, 2006 at 9:05 am (Worldly crap)
Jesus. Why in my world would anyone be caught dead with a camo fanny pack? It’s bad enough to own A fanny pack, let alone one that makes you look like you have a forrest in your nether-region. As a matter of fact my pops said that when rapture comes no one sporting a fanny pack will be saved. Neither will anyone with a bumper sticker that reads “This car will be umanned in case of rapture”. Why? Because he loves irony. (Hence Fox news.) So all that will be left in 5 years (read the bible - it says the word will end then right under the part where it talks about gay marriage) will be whores, drug dealers, half the population of Alabama, Flanders, your next door neighbor who drives the 1985 station wagon, and Paris Hilton.
