Jesus hates Head On
August 23rd, 2006 at 9:28 am (Worldly crap)
Jesus. Anyone who’s been watching Headline News has seen this dad-awful commercial. It keeps repeating “Head On: Apply directly to the forehead” about a hundred times and shows a woman UHU’ing her forehead. Now - I’m no stranger to smearing waste on my forehead - I do it every ash Wednesday. But this is ridiculous.
Head on is just a stick of UHU paper glue. It’s meant to prep your forehead so you can stick a “world’s biggest moron” sticker to you head for having spent $6 dollars on a tube of snakeoil. Now they’re also advertising Active On for elbows and Freedhem hemroid cream for your a**. But you know where to stick the last one so they don’t actually need to pound it into your head a hundred times.
Plus the commercial never wants you about the dangers of overusing the product: (click to enlarge)
CNN is going to hell for airing this damned commercial so much! If you want the same the placebo effect, you might as well rub a Jesus figurine from the Dollar Store on your forehead. And you’ll only be out a dollar.
