What Would Jesus Hate?

Jesus. I got tired of dragging my pipe organs everywhere so I asked dad to get me an iPod. It’s become the hottest thing in heaven lately. Even Einstein, the biggest dork up here, was making fun of me for not having one.

Since dad told me “thou shalt not pirate Ace of Base”, I ended up downloading iTunes. Plus, if RIAA will sue dead people, I’m sure they will sue the sun of God, God himself, and even God’s grandma (even though there is no such being in existence) for even thinking about pirating music.

So I installed iTunes, which annoyingly made me install Quicktime (which I also hate, not to mention it sounds whoreish, like “Paris got chaffed from all the quicktime” ). My iPod is telling me, the sun of God mind you, that I can’t disconnect it while it just sits there not doing a damn thing. I am seriously getting ready to crack this thing with a rock and bestow my vengeance upon it like i’ve never bestowed vengeance upon any other small electronic device before. iHell is more like it.

One more thing, don’t believe the hype. iTunes is no better than ye olde record companies. The artist gets an average of 6 cents per dollar download. Read more.